I went to shopping with my mom and sister this weekend. I usually hate shopping, especially when I have nothing I really need, but it was a nice time spent with my family.
Then, in the middle of H&M, in the women’s department, these guys were just hanging out, leaning on the racks, in everyone’s freakin way. And this was their conversation:
White guy: Have you ever seen me hang out with a girl that I didn’t sleep with?
Non-white friend: So stop sleeping with them.
Guy: But like, I need to get something out of a relationship.
Friend: Uh, how about their friendship????
Guy: Ugh, no.
Friend: Are you kidding me, right now?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RIGHT NOW?
Then I went to get ice cream at the food court, and cut off all my hair.